I thought that you guys might like to see what it’s like to prepare for a Broadway show. I hired a guy to help me. And he’s doing a bang-up job. Love, Kyle

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We just arrived in Austin, Texas for the annual hipster conference that we’ve all grown to love.  The Sixers fit right in!
Boots and I are hiding in a hotel room, because tight jeans scare him.  The streets are riddled with them.  You can never be too safe.
We made this video for you.  Enjoy.

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     There’s a lot people know about me.  Like the fact that I had an on-again/off-again relationship with Raven-Symone in the late 80’s. Or that I once referred to Nicholas Sparks as "the only author that can bring a man to tears by reading the title alone". Or that I came fairly close to completing […]

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Dear Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences,
     I would like to formally nominate my peers and I for several Academy Award nominations, related to the newly released mega-film, "The Load In".  As you may have read in the papers, the blogs, and the magazines, I have really topped myself with this effort.  My […]

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For the last few years, I have been approached by rabidly excited humans, waving their arms and screaming, "You HAVE to do the ROCK BOAT!"
The idea always sounded fun:
Boarding a large ship with hundreds of bearded musicians and a couple thousand super-fans.  Bathing in the sun during the day and rocking people’s socks […]

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Nothing kick-starts your day like a private tour of the U.S. Capitol.
We were whisked from one room to the next, learning snippets of trivia and marveling in the beauty of each looming piece of memorabilia. (As it turns out, every statue in the building was created exactly to scale - and Andrew Jackson […]

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It looks like November is going to be a productive month at Riabko headquarters. My team of employees, employers, and butlers are pouring sweat and blood into every second of this winter - making sure that you will have plenty to view and listen to over the coming months.
Although I am currently driving through […]

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I have a confession to make.
Tonight, I visited a Hibachi restaurant and told the waitress that it was my birthday, only because I knew it would garner some special attention.
My real birthday was over two weeks ago.
Sure enough, a Japanese lady in a green turtle neck skipped over to my table, Asian drum slumped […]

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The Dirty Ol’ Tour has begun!
We’ve been on the road for one week now - and, as it turns out, the west coast is very kind to us.
Thanks to everyone who has been coming out to the shows! There are two months left - so check out the schedule and come out to […]

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Alright!
Wooooo!
Yipee!!!
Hooray!!
As you have probably noticed, there are a bunch of new tour dates on my homepage. Approximately 50 dates across the United States of America.
I’ll be playing guitar for my favorite band in the world - Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers. We’re also going to sneak in a couple of my […]

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